HARASSMENT:
Orale vato my vieja caught me in bed with my sancha pero that’s okay cuz I tol her that HARASSMENT nothing to me!
BISHOP:
We went to the movies and Lupe fell down and I had to pick the BISHOP!!
INJURE:
Me and my jefe were playin poker and he beat me… he said INJURE face cabron!!
FRITO:
After arguing with the pinche policia he tol me i wuz FRITO go.
SODAS:
My vieja has fat nalgas and SODAS her sister.
JUICY:
I was rolling blunts with my homie and said let me know if juicy the cops!!
WATER:
My vieja gets mad and I don’t even know WATER problem is?
BUTTER/LETTUCE:
Me and my ruca wanna get married BUTTER parents won’t LETTUCE.
RECTUM:
I bought my ruca 2 cars but, the pendeja RECTUM.
TISSUE:
I tol you if you didnt know how to do it, I could TISSUE
WAFER:
I wanted to go to the movies with my friends, pero los mensos didn’t WAFER me.
OMELETTE:
I shudda kicked you out last night, but OMELETTE it go this time.
JULY:
Ju told me ju were going to the store and JULY to me
HORCHATA:
You can keep talking your crap HORCHATA hell up.
PUTA:
PUTA phone down and get to work.
CHEESE:
Maria likes me but CHEESE ugly.
JUAREZ:
My girl slapped me and I said JUAREZ you’re your problem.
CASHEW:
Stop running so fast cause I can’t CASHEW.
TEXAS:
My girl always TEXAS, me wondering where I is when I am not home.
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