Desi Diary

HARASSMENT:
Orale vato my vieja caught me in bed with my sancha pero that’s okay cuz I tol her that HARASSMENT nothing to me!

BISHOP:
We went to the movies and Lupe fell down and I had to pick the BISHOP!!

INJURE:
Me and my jefe were playin poker and he beat me… he said INJURE face cabron!!

FRITO:
After arguing with the pinche policia he tol me i wuz FRITO go.

SODAS:
My vieja has fat nalgas and SODAS her sister.

JUICY:
I was rolling blunts with my homie and said let me know if juicy the cops!!

WATER:
My vieja gets mad and I don’t even know WATER problem is?

BUTTER/LETTUCE:
Me and my ruca wanna get married BUTTER parents won’t LETTUCE.

RECTUM:
I bought my ruca 2 cars but, the pendeja RECTUM.

TISSUE:
I tol you if you didnt know how to do it, I could TISSUE

WAFER:
I wanted to go to the movies with my friends, pero los mensos didn’t WAFER me.

OMELETTE:
I shudda kicked you out last night, but OMELETTE it go this time.

JULY:
Ju told me ju were going to the store and JULY to me

HORCHATA:
You can keep talking your crap HORCHATA hell up.

PUTA:
PUTA phone down and get to work.

CHEESE:
Maria likes me but CHEESE ugly.

JUAREZ:
My girl slapped me and I said JUAREZ you’re your problem.

CASHEW:
Stop running so fast cause I can’t CASHEW.

TEXAS:
My girl always TEXAS, me wondering where I is when I am not home.